Interview with a 40 year old Cougar: (Why younger guys should date older women)

 

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I recently interviewed a female that most guys in their 20′s refer to as a “Cougar”. In case you aren’t familiar, a “Cougar” is a female that is in her 40′s and generally looks very good for her age and typically dates men in their 20′s.

During the interview, I tried to figure out why a female in her 40′s would be attracted towards a younger man. It seemed as if the topic of “sex” was a recurring theme. Duh !!

Here are 5 reasons (according to a self-admitted Cougar) as to why men in their 20′s should date a female in her 40′s:

1. 40-50 year old men just can’t f#@% us good enough

Face it. Most guys in their 40′s and 50′s just can’t lay pipe like they used to. These things happen. Some guys try to make up for it by popping a few Viagra pills….ok, you got the car started….but how long can the little engine that could, keep it up? As some guys get older, their stamina gets weaker. Pretty soon…..what once used to be the Mighty Casey Jones, barreling down the train tracks, 8 track player blasting in the wind, is now nothing more than a miniature train ride at a local country fair. Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe, you are not.

2. That “one thing” that your 20 year old girlfriend does…

…is nothing compared to what 30 some-odd years of experience in the bed can do for you. That “one thing” that your 20-something girlfriend performs so well in bed is nothing more than a cheap card trick to a 40 year old female. Child’s play….not even worthy of being featured on “stupid human tricks” on David Letterman.

3. Sugar mommy, anyone?

Allow me to propose two scenarios:

1. It’s Friday night and your 20 year old girlfriend wants to be taken out on a night out on the town. Dinner….dancing…drinks maybe even a late night stop at a local bar and grill for a snack. Guess who is going to foot the bill? You and your $12 an hour college job.

2. It’s Friday night and the hot 40 year old woman that you have been dating/talking to wants to go out. She picks you up in her car, then proceeds to take you out for dinner and dancing and whatever else. Guess who is going to foot the bill? Guess who will also slip a $100 bill in your pocket so that you can buy lunch/etc while you are attending college courses next week?

Women in their 20′s: Causing men to go flat ass broke for centuries.

I rest my financial case.

4. No Strings Attached !!

Generally speaking, a cougar isn’t going to be calling you 10 times a day….asking you “how your day is coming along”. They aren’t going to send you text message after text message bothering you on an almost hourly basis. 40 year old women aren’t going to follow you out when you go drinking with your
buddies and they won’t get pissed if you are seen talking to a random female at the bar.

All a 40 year old female asks is that you be at her house and in her bed when you say you will be.

Is that too much to ask?

5. You’ll be the envy of your friends.

Most guys nowadays talk about wanting to hook up with that hot “MILF”. In fact, if you really want to score some points with your buddies, find another guy in your circle of immediate friends who you don’t particularly care for. Make sure his mom is single (I don’t condone cheating btw) and hook up with her. Nothing says “Screw you, dude” better than you and his Mom walking down to the kitchen together at 7am while he is sitting at the breakfast table eating a box of Captain Crunch. Talk about a “Kodak Moment”…..