In "dreams really do come true" news, you can now wear your love of Colonel Sanders (and his famous drumsticks) on your sleeve. Today, Kentucky Fried Chicken launched Summer lyn escort, an online collection of "quality fried chicken apparel and limited-edition goods."

"KFC and Colonel Sanders have been American pop culture icons for more than 70 years," Steve Kelly, KFC U.S. director of media and digital, said in a press release. "Our fans were craving a way to embrace the fried chicken lifestyle, and KFC Ltd. gives them the opportunity to let their colonel flag fly."

While the line of KFC-inspired merch starts at Legal porno clips that they claim will "add a pop of drumstick to any ensemble," the line gets increasingly more outlandish from there.

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For example, you can buy this 400-year-old meteorite (like, actually from space) that's been carved into the shape of a Zinger chicken sandwich for $20,000. It's one of a kind, so if you want need this in your life, act fast?

At just $12, this gold-plated necklace is a much more reasonable choice where your wallet is concerned. But we're not quite sure how we feel about having the phrase "Finger Lickin' Good" dangling above our chests.

We would, however, have no problem at all wearing this vintage-inspired yellow sweatshirt that shouts "FRIED CHICKEN USA" to the office. While the $76 price point is probably a bit much for a sweatshirt, we love it anyway.

Did you fall in love with Colonel Sanders after reading the Ally walker topless Tender Wings of Desire? No? Well, just in case here's your chance to spend the night staring into the Colonel's dreamy eyes.

We're not going to lie — we're totally obsessed with this tiny little drumstick pattern.

Just saying ... an 8x10 print of mashed potatoes and gravy would really complete that gallery wall you've been working on in your living room.

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